What did he just say? Lesson In Gay Slang Part 1

Warning! Not For The Easily Offended!

So I have a few straight friends, and a few gay ones too, who will often come up to me and ask what something means in gay slang. So I decided to do a short series on the different words or terms that come up that may get confusing, or simply just amusing, to those that do not know.

• Abigail
• Someone who is middle aged and still in the closet.
• Bake Potatoes
•  Anal Sex
• Curry Queen
•  A gay man who is attracted to Asians.
• Donald Duck
•  Dishonorable discharge for being homosexual in the Navy.
• Exhaust Pipe
• Anus
• Flea Bagger
•   Older Homosexual
• Goober Smoocher
•   Trucker term for homosexual
• Hidden Magic
•  A penis that gets significantly larger when aroused.
•  Ice Cream Sundaes
• Gay French Sailors
• Jelly
• Semen
• Kneeling At The Altar
• Anal Sex
• Lucky Pierre
• The man in the middle of a threesome
• Milk A Cow
• Fellatio performed on a bear or chubby male.
• Narrow At The Equator
• Having a small penis
• Otter
• A thin bear
• Parlor Peter
• Average size penis
• Queen Bee
• A wealthy woman who surrounds herself with young homosexual men
• Reef
• To grab ass or fondle someones clothed genitals
• Sister Act
• Sexual relations between a straight woman and a gay male.
• Tea
• To be brutally blunt or to diss one's friends
• Urolagnia
• Technical term for golden showers
• Van Dyke
• Trace of a mustache on a lesbian
• Western Patio
• A flat ass
• X-appeal
• Photos of gay males
• Yeast Buns
• A big round butt on a skinny person
• Zipper Club
• Bathhouse, orgy room

Well that is the ABC's for this session. Were there any that surprised you? Leave a comment below. Love to all.

Burly Bear Chris